Student Python-Adventurer Required (Leeds)

We are looking for a brave and or foolhardy student prepared to risk life and limb to tackle and ultimately best wild Pythons of magnitude 2.7 or greater in the mystical land of Startuptonia. The weapon required for this much sought after Python-taming crusade is primarily The Regex of Brilliance and being well-versed in all aspects of The Chronicles of Dom Any spare experience points would be well spent on the Sql upgrade tree although if youve committed to a no-Sql path such as Mongomancy then all the better. Permanent Fear of The Terminal debuff could be problematic. Adventurers seeking a trial with our new Leeds-based clan are encouraged get in touch quickly places on Startuptonia quests as dangerous as this one are few and far between and the experience gained could earn you the much-coveted Shield of Work-Experience Worthiness You will be Pretty good at Python Not required to handle constricting snakes Doing things you dont know how to do yet Immune to howler monkey toxin You will get Not an awful lot To learn stuff To work with a funded start up A glowing reference from the Ceo To boast to your student brethren how youre actually doing something that will get you a job Howler monkey toxin immunity Sounds freekin awesome doesnt it? Get in touch before someone worse than you does and bribes us with Google Wave invites assuming you glow or toxic shock. In that instance we pay this first £5 of the taxi fare to A&E.

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